Now with 3, 3, 3 Times the Fun

I was distractedly clicking on my Amazon Gold Box offers, and I realized it wasn’t closing like it should have. Turns out my box now holds 15 items. I guess they’re trying to make up for all those days where I didn’t get a gold box at all.

I have just one question: What the heck are you supposed to do with This

It looks like some kind of bizarre S&M device to me.