Category: General
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Brain Dump
TV – Sucks Tonight The year of the Evil Elite – somebody on some blog somewhere noticed that 666 + 1337 = 2003. I’m not sure what to make of that, but it could be big. Somebody should probably alert the kabala. Note to Self – From now on only go to Matinees. Do not,…
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And He Nails the Dismount
Soon to be an olympic event, it’s House Gymnastics.
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Wherefore Art Thou Platelets
Nicked myself shaving this morning. Normally, this is no big deal. Splash a little cold water on it, maybe a bit of pressure, and the thing clots up lickety split. Not so today. Today, there seems to be no stopping the bleeding. I jumped in the shower not understanding the severity of my mortal wound,…
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Greasy Grimy Gopher Guts
Here’s the thing about the holidays. I think it’s great that everybody gets to be with their families or whatever if that’s what they’re into, and it’s nice having a day off. But, I find the holidays to be just hugely inconvenient. What’s the point of having a day off on the same day that…
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You’re Goddamned Right They Aren’t Guilty
ElcomSoft: innocent on all counts. Now, if we can just strike down the crappy, crappity, crap, crap law they were prosecuted under, we might be getting somewhere.
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Carnival Mirrors
<blackboard> I will not judge others. I will not judge others. I will not judge others. I will not judge others. I will not judge others. I will not judge others. I will not judge others. I will not judge others. I will not judge others. I will not judge others. I will not judge…
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Double O – Ugh Oh!
What!? American citizens working for al-Qaida overseas can legally be targeted and killed by the CIA under President Bush’s rules for the war on terrorism, U.S. officials say. [link] (!) (!)(!) What the hell happened to my country? No, how the hell did this happen to my country? Didn’t we used to be the good…
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Biff Raleigh – Millard, Omaha, NE
People used to know me as Biff Raleigh. For most of my early years, that was my name. I won’t go into the long and sordid story of how I came to be called Biff. Needless to say, parents can be cruel. Hey, at least I didn’t have George Forman or Frank Zappa naming me.…
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Howl at the Moon
For the past few weeks, upon waking, I’ve found myself feeling tired and my mouth tasting like ass. I can think of nothing to explain those symptoms better than a little mystical, late-night canine carousing. Of course, I can’t be sure, but it seems like there’s a fairly good chance I may be a werewolf.…
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