Category: Web

It’s just wrong how funny I think the comments to this blog post are. We geeks have perfected loneliness. Classic stuff there boy. Classic. Why don’t I have witty banter like that on my site? It’s my fault isn’t it? I just don’t give you people enough to work with. I shall have to work…

I always found it mildly off-putting that whenever anything major happens in society we always get a series of people asking your favorite celebrity for their view on the subject. Still, there is something strangely compelling about asking celebrities: Is There A God?. I’m also ashamed to note that my respect for the celebrities is…

I think I may be a little bit in love with Beth. Oh, I don’t know her or anything, but if her About Me Page or Top 10 Reasons Why I am a Kickass Designer are any indication, then it was obviously meant to be. Plus, she’s all the way over in Texas North Carolina…

So, what do you suppose it says about me that I happily read and enjoyed the parody, but I was never even tempted to click through to the original?

The Oracle of Google does a very good job answering multiple choice questions. For instance I asked it who wrote Great Expectations. I tried to trip it up by including David Copperfield as one of the choices on the assumption that there would be nearly as many “Great Expectations” AND “David Copperfield” page matches as…

I was distractedly clicking on my Amazon Gold Box offers, and I realized it wasn’t closing like it should have. Turns out my box now holds 15 items. I guess they’re trying to make up for all those days where I didn’t get a gold box at all. I have just one question: What the…

Oh sweet, sweet Justice. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your life is a monument to stupidity. I am breathless that anyone or anything in our universe can really be this stupid. You are a primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid.…

One of MetaFilter’s members, vitpil is apparently living in Nigeria, and (s)he detailed all the competing ideas and power-plays within the political landscape of the country. Very interesting – especially for people who are appalled by the mother who is sentenced to be stoned to death for having her baby out of wedlock.

As part of the Bush Administration’s ongoing efforts to obliterate all traces of terrorism in the United States, the Department of Justice has commenced registration of each and every American Patriot.

Ughm………….OK, I guess