{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"gator3134.temp.domains\/~raleigh2","provider_url":"http:\/\/gator3134.temp.domains\/~raleigh2","author_name":"Will","author_url":"http:\/\/gator3134.temp.domains\/~raleigh2\/author\/wraleigh\/","title":"SimonSwears - gator3134.temp.domains\/~raleigh2","type":"rich","width":600,"height":338,"html":"<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"p2wUCYNzii\"><a href=\"http:\/\/gator3134.temp.domains\/~raleigh2\/2002\/12\/08\/simonswears\/\">SimonSwears<\/a><\/blockquote><iframe sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" src=\"http:\/\/gator3134.temp.domains\/~raleigh2\/2002\/12\/08\/simonswears\/embed\/#?secret=p2wUCYNzii\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" title=\"&#8220;SimonSwears&#8221; &#8212; gator3134.temp.domains\/~raleigh2\" data-secret=\"p2wUCYNzii\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\" class=\"wp-embedded-content\"><\/iframe><script>\n\/*! This file is auto-generated *\/\n!function(d,l){\"use strict\";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&\"undefined\"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!\/[^a-zA-Z0-9]\/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret=\"'+t.secret+'\"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret=\"'+t.secret+'\"]'),c=new RegExp(\"^https?:$\",\"i\"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display=\"none\";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute(\"style\"),\"height\"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):\"link\"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute(\"src\")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener(\"message\",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener(\"DOMContentLoaded\",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll(\"iframe.wp-embedded-content\"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute(\"data-secret\"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+=\"#?secret=\"+t,e.setAttribute(\"data-secret\",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:\"ready\",secret:t},\"*\")},!1)))}(window,document);\n\/\/# sourceURL=http:\/\/gator3134.temp.domains\/~raleigh2\/wp-includes\/js\/wp-embed.min.js\n<\/script>\n","description":"I don&#8217;t know why SimonSwears makes me laugh so much, but at some point the absurdity of it just overwhelmed me. You may not want to play it around your boss or your children or anybody who doesn&#8217;t have the sophisticated sensibilities of a 13-year-old boy."}