{"id":1269,"date":"2006-12-10T08:24:56","date_gmt":"2006-12-10T16:24:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/raleighnet.org\/Speak\/?p=1269"},"modified":"2006-12-10T08:24:56","modified_gmt":"2006-12-10T16:24:56","slug":"wow-thats-bad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/gator3134.temp.domains\/~raleigh2\/2006\/12\/10\/wow-thats-bad\/","title":{"rendered":"Wow, That’s Bad"},"content":{"rendered":"

OK, so we won’t go into why I was watching Saturday Night Live. Suffice it to say that if you can watch the show on a TiVo, it isn’t too painful, and I typically don’t have a lot of shows to watch on Sunday morning when I wake up anyway, so the season pass doesn’t really cost me much.<\/p>\n

Anyway, I’m watching last nights show, and Gwen Stefani is one of the musical guests. This was quite possibly one of the worst performances I have ever seen in my life. I thought that when she did a cover from Fiddler on the Roof that was kind of bad, but this went so far beyond that it was actually a little awe inspiring. <\/p>\n

She start off yodeling. Then she moves onto to this sort of rap. I think it’s supposed to be a look how sexy I am Fergie type of song (and Stefani is really sexy, so it should work well), but the rap itself is so forced and stilted that it’s even worse than Fergalicious. I don’t think I’ll ever be able to get this performance out of my head.<\/p>\n

She only did one song on the show. They had somebody else do the second act for some reason. If that’s the song from her new album that she decided to lead with, I would love to hear what else didn’t get performed. It must suck harder than 100 black holes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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