{"id":1337,"date":"2007-12-15T20:51:53","date_gmt":"2007-12-16T04:51:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/raleighnet.org\/Speak\/2007\/12\/15\/puff-the-scary-tattoo\/"},"modified":"2007-12-15T20:51:53","modified_gmt":"2007-12-16T04:51:53","slug":"puff-the-scary-tattoo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/gator3134.temp.domains\/~raleigh2\/2007\/12\/15\/puff-the-scary-tattoo\/","title":{"rendered":"Puff the Scary Tattoo"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was watching the Graham Norton Show, and they had this guy, John, in the audience. John had spent 50 hours tattooing his penis.<\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s pause for a moment to let that sink in. The dude tattooed his wang. For 50 unimaginably painful hours. He says this was his first tattoo, which is, I have to say, not where I would have started.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, they didn&#8217;t show the tattoo, but they did pique my curiosity. So, being the digital kind of guy I am, I went searching for pictures. I think this is almost certainly the first time I ever went off in search of pictures of some guys junk. <\/p>\n<p>Anyway, I found the pictures, and OH MY GOD! That is one crazy mother right there. If you&#8217;d like to see the pictures too, and believe me this is about as not safe for work as not safe for work can get, he has a site dedicated to his <a href=\"http:\/\/brynorpheus.co.uk\/\">dragon penis tattoo<\/a>. It is impressive looking work. I think the backside is even better if you can imagine that.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was watching the Graham Norton Show, and they had this guy, John, in the audience. John had spent 50 hours tattooing his penis. Let&#8217;s pause for a moment to let that sink in. The dude tattooed his wang. For 50 unimaginably painful hours. 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