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  1. Buy New Microwave – Open Box, Floor Model Woo Hoo, Deal!<\/li>\n
  2. Try to Cram Microwave in Car<\/li>\n
  3. Carry Microwave Upstairs<\/li>\n
  4. Discover Microwave Didn’t Include Mounting Plate – Boo, Not Such a Deal!<\/li>\n
  5. Back to Store – We’ll FedEx You a New One<\/li>\n
  6. Start Marking Wall<\/li>\n
  7. Drive to Home Depot for Stud Finder<\/li>\n
  8. Find 7 Different Places for Stud Edge<\/li>\n
  9. What?! I need an Outlet in My Cabinet?!<\/li>\n
  10. Hire Electrician<\/li>\n
  11. Wait for Mounting Plate<\/li>\n
  12. Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait<\/li>\n
  13. Call Store<\/li>\n
  14. Call Store Again<\/li>\n
  15. Drive to Store – Can’t Get Part, so We’ll Give You New Microwave, Same Price<\/li>\n
  16. Wait for Delivery Drivers Between 2 and 6<\/li>\n
  17. Delivery Drivers Come at 7:30<\/li>\n
  18. Go to Home Depot for 2 New Drill Bits and Longer Bolts<\/li>\n
  19. Drill Baby Drill<\/li>\n
  20. Oh My God, There’s a Stud There Too?! I used the wrong bit, VERY WRONG<\/li>\n
  21. Drive to Home Depot for Longer Screw, Hope that fixes it<\/li>\n
  22. Mount Wall Bracket<\/li>\n
  23. My Drilling Mistake Pulled Me Off Center by 1\/16″. At least it’s sort of level<\/li>\n
  24. Hang Top Cabinet Template<\/li>\n
  25. I Need a Different Drill Bit For the Top Cabinet?! FFS!!!! Why Don’t They Use the same sized screws and bolts? I think they’re just F’ing with me now<\/b><\/li>\n
  26. And, it looks like the longer bolts I got were TOO Long<\/li>\n
  27. I don’t want to go back to home depot for a 3rd time today. Screw it. I’ll go tomorrow<\/li>\n
  28. To Be Continued…..<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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