{"id":180,"date":"2002-08-19T20:18:35","date_gmt":"2002-08-19T20:18:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/raleighnet.org\/wordpress\/?p=180"},"modified":"2002-08-19T20:18:35","modified_gmt":"2002-08-19T20:18:35","slug":"amber-4-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/gator3134.temp.domains\/~raleigh2\/2002\/08\/19\/amber-4-ever\/","title":{"rendered":"Amber 4 Ever"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.shortandhappy.com\/amber\/amberchatlog037.htm\">Funny Stuff<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><b>a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r:<\/b> What his plan is, is once I finish this mural, he&#8217;s going to open up the garage to the neighborhood and bracket me to the driveway with c-clamps naked. <\/p>\n<p><b>hrdazsteele:<\/b> for what? <\/p>\n<p><b>a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r:<\/b> The local rapists will see the mural (of me getting raped) and see me there naked and just kind of do the math. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Sure, maybe not so funny out of context, but trust me.<\/p>\n<p>That entry seems to be the only page linked off her (?) <a href=\"http:\/\/www.shortandhappy.com\/amber\/index.htm\">home page<\/a>. 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