So, I was washing my sheets tonight for the first time in (oh, I don’t know, pick some incredibly disgusting number and then multiply by like 3 or 10).<\/p>\n
I got totally caught up in what I was doing, and forgot to put them in the drier. Now I have to wait 2 hours before I can go to bed. See, this is why I don’t wash them. Well, that and the fact that I’m gross. <\/p>\n
Wonder if I can manage to get to sleep without them… You know if I picked some really, really boring bedtime reading or took some drugs or something. Maybe some really, really boring reading about taking drugs. Does anybody have a copy of Naked Lunch that I could borrow?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
So, I was washing my sheets tonight for the first time in (oh, I don’t know, pick some incredibly disgusting number and then multiply by like 3 or 10). I got totally caught up in what I was doing, and forgot to put them in the drier. Now I have to wait 2 hours before […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-484","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"yoast_head":"\n