{"id":662,"date":"2003-08-21T22:32:10","date_gmt":"2003-08-21T22:32:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/raleighnet.org\/wordpress\/?p=662"},"modified":"2003-08-21T22:32:10","modified_gmt":"2003-08-21T22:32:10","slug":"theseus-i-aint","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/gator3134.temp.domains\/~raleigh2\/2003\/08\/21\/theseus-i-aint\/","title":{"rendered":"Theseus I Ain&#8217;t"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You know the really sad thing is that scientists can train mice to get through mazes faster than I can get through some of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.jellygames.com\/MAXIMAZE.htm\">these<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Granted, nobody has cheese waiting for me on the other end, so it&#8217;s maybe not a completely level playing field. Still, I&#8217;d expect the increased grey matter would do more for me. It took 3 false starts and about 5 minutes to get through the first one. <\/p>\n<p>I suck.<\/p>\n<p><b>Update:<\/b> Actually, once I got past the first level, I&#8217;m really pretty good at it. It gets boring pretty quick though.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You know the really sad thing is that scientists can train mice to get through mazes faster than I can get through some of these. Granted, nobody has cheese waiting for me on the other end, so it&#8217;s maybe not a completely level playing field. 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