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I’m not one to post links to The Onion. I mean it’s funny and all, but most of the time I don’t even go there to read it. It loads slow as a dog and it’s just not worth it. But, Wired of all places linked to this<\/a>, and well — it’s just too funny not to post:<\/p>\n

“God, my links alone contain unlimited fodder for Mom’s neuroses,” Widmar said. “She’ll have access to not only my life, but the lives of all my friends who have web sites. She’ll have the names of all the places in Minneapolis where we hang out, which she can\u2014and will\u2014look up. With the raw materials in my blog, she could actually construct an accurate picture of who I am. This is fucking serious.”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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