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I could have sworn that I’d already blogged the Arcata Eye Police Log<\/a>. It wasn’t in the category I expected though, and it was easier to go back to the original source<\/a> than try to find it on my site. Figured I’d put it here since I’m not sure if I’ll remember where to find it again next time.<\/p>\n

Here’s an example of the kinds of things you’ll find there:<\/p>\n

Thursday, November 20 12:54 a.m. He pounded on the apartment door while she screamed, but it wasn\u2019t the standard courtship ritual it seemed. They were shooting a scene from a movie. Police asked that the production notify them in advance next time they visit cinematic verisimilitude on affordable housing this time of night.<\/p>\n

–snip–<\/p>\n

10:53 a.m. A man in black (but with white shoes) reclined in the street on Spear Avenue, then got up and moved around some.<\/p>\n

12:43 p.m. Increasingly desperate for dope, food, a motel room or whatever ya got, the 14th Streetcorner hippie sapiens adopted a more robust approach to mining the indulgence of passing motorists. Not only did they mount a determined effort to waggle their ratty cardboard sign, the streetcorner sitabouts forfeited hard-won cannabis lethargy to verbally aggress passersby.<\/p>\n

2:36 p.m. A father showed up at school to pick up children, but was shown a court order disallowing him doing so. With that, he ripped up the papers and made a fuss in the office.<\/p>\n

3:13 p.m. A dumpster roamed into the intersection of Myrtle Court and Shirley Boulevard. It was persuaded to retreat to the sidewalk.<\/p>\n

–snip–<\/p>\n

7:44 p.m.
\nA woman in trench coat of pink,
\nMade more than a bit of a stink
\nBy yelling at diners
\nWith no taste for whiners
\nWho\u2019d get more results from a shrink.<\/p>\n

11:14 p.m. A man who took a whiz off his 12th Street balcony didn\u2019t give sufficient thought to the destination of his pee, which turned out to be a neighbor\u2019s car. The urine-coated car\u2019s owner called police, and the rainman apologized.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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