{"id":804,"date":"2004-02-20T20:53:26","date_gmt":"2004-02-20T20:53:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/raleighnet.org\/wordpress\/?p=804"},"modified":"2004-02-20T20:53:26","modified_gmt":"2004-02-20T20:53:26","slug":"oh-my-god-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/gator3134.temp.domains\/~raleigh2\/2004\/02\/20\/oh-my-god-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Oh My God"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.hellonetwork.com\/demo\/toysclub\/video.asp?speed=hook300\">This<\/a> has got to be the most frightening thing I&#8217;ve ever seen on the internet. And let me just point out that I&#8217;ve seen Tub Girl and the Goatse.cx guy, so you know I&#8217;ve been around and stuff.<\/p>\n<p>I just try to picture in my mind the circumstances under which David Hasselhoff green lit that video (and he must have green lit it unless the editor has mad skills and access to some bizarre stock footage). There&#8217;s just no way that looks like a good idea to me. 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