Media Junkie

Word!

But, I’d take it a step further and say why go to Cancun? The entertainment is probably better at home. The couch is probably better at home. I mean, I know I walk a fine line between Howard Hughes and the Unibomber. It’s probably a good thing that I have a job and don’t cook so I’m forced to leave the house every now and again, but my shut-in ways makes me happy – which nobody ever seems to get.