So, I was washing my sheets tonight for the first time in (oh, I don’t know, pick some incredibly disgusting number and then multiply by like 3 or 10).
I got totally caught up in what I was doing, and forgot to put them in the drier. Now I have to wait 2 hours before I can go to bed. See, this is why I don’t wash them. Well, that and the fact that I’m gross.
Wonder if I can manage to get to sleep without them… You know if I picked some really, really boring bedtime reading or took some drugs or something. Maybe some really, really boring reading about taking drugs. Does anybody have a copy of Naked Lunch that I could borrow?
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